Corvettes Can be Funny Too

A husband went to the police station to report his missing wife:

Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.

Sergeant : What is her height ?

Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .

Sergeant : Build?

Husband : Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant : Color of eyes?

Husband : Never noticed.

Sergeant : Color of hair?

Husband : Changes according to season.

Sergeant : What was she wearing?

Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.

Sergeant : Did she go in a car?

Husband : yes.

Sergeant : What kind of car was it?

Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door....... at this point the husband started crying...

Sergeant : Don't worry sir ....... We'll find your car.

OK, these two are not Corvette specific but I had to include them anyway!

This is the ZR1 that got swallowed up in the Corvette Museum sinkhole incident on Feb. 12, 2014. This meme is actually based on fact as the ZR1 started up no problem - See the YouTube video. Notice the prodigious oil leak as it is being driven off.